Two allegedly intoxicated individuals in Nanaimo seem to have a peculiar fixation with business signs.
In the early hours of April 8th, NYLA Fresh Thread of Nanaimo captured a scene on their store security camera that looked more like a sketch comedy show than a crime in progress.
The footage features two men who appeared to have indulged in a few too many drinks and were on a quest to acquire a new home decor item: the store’s business sign.
The video begins with the two merry men zeroing in on the storefront’s sign as if it were the holy grail.
With an ambitious yet wobbly plan, one of them hoists his friend up onto his shoulders, aiming to unfasten the hefty sign.
After a few valiant attempts and plenty of swaying, the sign comes loose.
But gravity has other plans, and the unexpected weight of the sign sent one of the men crashing to the ground causing him to kiss the sign as he hit the pavement.
As the dust settles, the two sit for a moment, likely pondering whether this adventure was a good idea. They quickly collect themselves and take off down Bastion Street with their prize, running like two cartoon characters who just realized they’ve taken a wrong turn.
The Nanaimo Port Authority eventually located the stolen sign and returned it to the grateful business owner.
Though slightly damaged, it still has plenty of stories to tell.
As for the two unnamed sign bandits, their whereabouts remain a mystery, though one can imagine they probably woke up the next morning with sore heads and bruised egos.
The business owner opted not to involve the police in the matter, choosing instead to enjoy a good laugh at the antics of the two accidental comedians.
Watch the duo in action:
