Ever get tired of reading all the bad news on your timeline?
Whether it’s about missing people, car accidents, political scandals, or some other gruesome incident, reading about what’s going on in the world often leaves us depressed and disillusioned.
But one BC online radio scanner service stands out with its penchant to post everything they hear—the good, the bad, and the hilarious. And much of the hilarious stuff is picked up from right here on Vancouver Island!
Here are 12 of ScanBC‘s funniest tweets over the past couple of months:
#Saanich Police are responding to the area of Interurban and North for reports of a cow running around in the road
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) July 11, 2018
#WestShore #RCMP are responding to the 1400blk of Bear Mountain Parkway for 2 suspicious males, 1 is praying to the dirt and the other is talking to a rock
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) July 3, 2018
#Victoria Police are asking that the public stop calling them to find out if the #CanadaDay fireworks are still happening
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) July 2, 2018
#Sooke #RCMP are responding to a residence on East Sooke Rd. for reports of a male riding his lawnmower naked
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) June 29, 2018
#Victoria crews are responding to the 1400blk of Government St to assist a male who got his hand stuck in an ATM
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) June 23, 2018
#Victoria Police are responding to the area of Fort and Douglas for reports of an intoxicated male who removed a manhole cover and climbed down
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) June 14, 2018
#Victoria Police are responding to Government House for reports of a female rolling on the ground naked making cat noises.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) June 6, 2018
#Sooke #RCMP are responding to a residence after the occupant says their cat dialed 911 by mistake.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) May 27, 2018
#Victoria Police are responding to the 800blk of Yates for reports of 2 persons throwing bottles at each other
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) May 8, 2018
#WestShore #RCMP are responding to Trans-Canada Highway at Goldstream for a male driving a brand new vehicle and was rear ended by his wife. The new vehicle is reportedly undriveable.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) May 5, 2018
#WestShore #RCMP are responding to the area of Goldstream and Carlow for reports of a male wearing a housecoat cutting down a no parking sign with a chainsaw
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) April 26, 2018
#Victoria Police are responding to Centennial Square for reports of an extremely angry male wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hoodie wandering around with a pair of handcuffs
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) April 12, 2018